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Bitch stole my seat.

Had a weird conversation last night with a stranger about his girlfriend

& I was like:

Anonymous asked: do you really like or want anyone right now? x

So bored even lesbians won’t speak to me :)

Anonymous asked: where's the picture we kindly asked for. yours sincerely anon

toptumbles:

Jim Carrey as the Black Swan

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3nfp:

HAHAHAH Love the last gif

eventuallly-his-lips:

Ain’t he a cutie?:)

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1 day ago on May 26, 2012 at 08:19am
1 day ago on May 26, 2012 at 08:19am
1 day ago on May 26, 2012 at 08:19am
1 day ago on May 26, 2012 at 08:18am

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